Tech Life Chapter 681-683

 Chapter 681

"From the moment she laid down her life for you, from the moment you gave her a ring woven from wild flowers, she has been your wife, so from that point of view, you and I are not only old friends who have crossed over to the Qin Dynasty more than two thousand years later, master brothers who have worshipped Xiang Liang together, but also brothers with the same father-in-law who have linked bridges... ..."


        "I officially married Lu Pheasant by name a year ago, and just received her into Xianyang with Lord Lu the day before yesterday."


        Yi Xiaochuan heard what Li Linfei said, but could no longer listen to it, for he had been plunged into endless memories when Li Linfei mentioned the girl who was right before his eyes back then and had withered away just for him.


        "Susu." Bam! While Yi Xiaochuan was caught up in his memories and sadness, he was suddenly awakened by a loud crashing sound, and when he subconsciously looked up, Yushu's carriage in front of him was getting closer and closer, but there was no longer any figure of Meng Tian.


        "You ran that man over?"


        Li Linfei bristled, "Hairy! This guy just jumped straight onto my car as I was passing by, you can see him when you turn around!"


        Yi Xiaochuan immediately turned his head at his words, and indeed he saw Meng Tian, who was hanging outside the rear door with one hand on the roof rack and his foot on the pedal to get in and out of the car.


        "Just in time, you go to the other door or go to the roof, you know this thing, it's not a big problem to catch up with the carriage in front, but it's a big problem to stop it, unless I do a tailgate to stop it."


        "But then even if I don't kill the Princess of Tu'an, look at that cliff over there, nine times out of ten, I'll be knocked right off it and fall into a meat pie!"


        Li Linfei said, raising his chin and indicating to Yi Xiaochuan the carriage that was getting closer and closer, as well as the bottomless cliff wall on the side.


        "So later I will chase after the carriage and get as close to it as I can, you and that Great General Meng Tian will first join forces and work together to jump over my carriage."


        "One will find a way to stop the carriage and the other will find a way to protect the princess while destroying it, either by cutting the reins and letting the horse run away, or by cutting the axle."


        "Of course, if you two know how to fly, you can also take that princess and jump back again, I don't even mind."


        Yi Xiaochuan's face was a little dark, and after a breathless glance at Li Linfei he flipped from the middle of the front and passenger seats to the back seat, and after opening the window a little talked loudly with Meng Tian who was lying on the back door.


        He then climbed from the other side of the window onto the roof rack and crouched there, ready to move.


        Soon after, Li Linfei caught up with the carriage and gave it a gentle jab, almost giving Yushu's carriage a jerk-off, before controlling the carriage's speed to the same level as the carriage and keeping the distance between half a metre and one metre.


        "MengTian, you big man!"


        Just as he honked the horn, Li Linfei felt a blackness before his eyes, then he heard a click and a bang, his front windscreen shattered into a pile of glass dregs, if he hadn't reacted quickly and stretched his arms to block his head and face, he would have been fucking broken now!


        But while he avoided breaking his face, his Land Rover didn't. The click was the result of Meng Tian's foot hitting the front windscreen, and the thud was the second time the bastard landed on his foot, deflating the front hood of his car!


        But because of this, Li Linfei subconsciously slammed on the brakes, and with the centrifugal thrust of the sudden braking, both Meng Tian and Yi Xiaochuan flew out like arrows from a string, directly over the carriage, one landing on the driving position and the other on the heads of the two horses, and then with a fierce step on the horses' heads, they scurried forward again.


        With one tugging at the reins and the other stopping the frightened horses in front, the two men managed to bring the carriage to a halt with great effort!


        "Let the princess go and I'll spare your life!"


        Before Meng Tian could ask if Yushu was injured, he suddenly heard these words from Yi Xiaochuan and was gasped on the spot.


        "Heh heh, it's just a bunch of nonsense!"


        I'm a great general of the Qin Empire, and I've been ordered to come to welcome the princess, and you, a thief from some mountain valley, have the audacity to rob her.


        How dare you tell him to spare his life? Where the hell did you get that confidence?


        "Princess, don't panic, wait for a moment, I'll take care of this arrogant kid who speaks shamelessly and doesn't know what the sky is!"


        By the time Li Linfei got down from the carriage and walked around the carriage to stand by Yushu's side, what he saw was the scene of two people fighting with iron swords regardless.


        "I say, are those two really adults? These are obviously just weaned kids, aren't they? Hey! I say, you two, are you childish?" But these two didn't even bother with Li Linfei.


        "Princess!" Suddenly, there was a loud shout from overhead, followed by a black shadow descending from the sky, and an iron sword in his hand slashed directly at Li Linfei, who was standing next to Yushu.


        "Fuck you, where the hell did you come from?"


        Li Linfei subconsciously dodged to the side, and then kicked the person who had popped up from nowhere to the side, and turned around to see that it was actually General Jin who should have been knocked out by Yushu in the middle of the road!


        "No one is going to snatch my princess away from me!" After being kicked away by Li Linfei, just after he stood up, General Jin once again swung his iron sword towards Li Linfei and killed him, Li Linfei had no choice but to take out a door slab from the system space and whip it over.


        Oh, sorry, misread, this is not some door plate, but a fucking door plate as big as the absolute heavy sword! In the world of mythology, any sword system can get it out for Li Linfei.


Chapter 682

The sword was a meter and two-thirds long, more than an inch thick, as thick as someone's axe, and as wide as two palms together, and if it weren't for the sharp blade and ornate decoration, nine out of ten would have said it was a small door slab! If it wasn't for the sharpness of the blade and the ornate decoration, nine out of ten would say it was a small door slab!


        Otherwise, General Jin wouldn't have been sent flying by his sword like a tennis ball at the sound of Yushu's shout of surprise, like a discharged cannonball, and he would have been sent flying more than ten metres with the door-slab-like blade, falling off the cliff with blood spitting from his mouth.


        "I'm noisy! Is this King Ryan's fucking lion sword, so powerful?" Seeing his good friend being sent flying out of the mountain path and falling off the cliff, Yi Xiaochuan subconsciously looked at Li Linfei, and at a glance, he saw the gorgeous, huge, huge heavy sword, and subconsciously just burst out a foul mouth.


        "That who, yes, the one in armour, come on, I'll settle the score with you for kicking the glass of my car and stepping on the hood of my front car!" After the sword smashed General Jin, Li Linfei did not care what would happen to him, whether he would end up dead or alive, what he was more concerned about now was how to talk to Meng Tian about compensation for the damage to his car.


        Although the car was redeemed by the system, it would be repaired automatically at night if it broke or something! Although it is true that he has been dismantling the car for more than a year, especially removing the glass to sell for money, removing the bow plates, bearings, half-shafts and other parts to melt down and build weapons.


        But it was his car, so he could do whatever he wanted to do. Ask the sword in his hand if he agrees first!


        "Watch out!"


        "Danger!" As a result, Li Linfei dragged his sword over to him and just before he stood in front of Meng Tian, before he could speak again, he saw Meng Tian and Yi Xiaochuan throwing away their iron swords at the same time, turning into a wind and crossing over him like a desperate race in the direction he had come from.


        Li Linfei was stunned, subconsciously turned around and saw that the horse had been lost because the two had cut the rope in the fight.


        The frame that should have been lying in place and couldn't move, but because this was a big downhill slope of the panhandle, somehow it suddenly moved, and right in front of the frame sliding, was standing Yushu who didn't know that there was danger behind her.


        "Ah ...... be careful!"


        Li Linfei blinked, and then also threw the sword in his hand, very false, exaggerated and contrived pretended to be anxious and shouted, followed by the two people also rushed over, but this speed? It was a bit poor.


        By the time he reached the place, the three people had already been hit by the car frame to the edge of the cliff, Li Linfei stretched out his hand to grab them, but in the end, he could only shake his palm a few times at the three people who fell off the cliff.


        "That what, this cliff is quite high, I'm not the main character, so I won't accompany you guys down haha!"


        But with his speed and strength, it could have been as simple as he wanted to stop the scene from happening, whether it was stopping the car frame from hitting Yushu, or catching the three men the moment they were knocked off the cliff.


        But the falling off the cliff episode was so involved that it could even be considered one of the few most important central points in all of the mythology's plots, and for the sake of the elixir of immortality, he felt it was better to follow the original plot trajectory, since the fall wouldn't kill them anyway!


        "So, how do I get down there?" Li Linfei listened to the shrieking screams coming from below the cliff, shrugged his shoulders with that last loud to excessive plop into the water, and after shaking his hand in the direction of the three people falling, he looked around with a raised eyebrow, he was also a bit worried.


        He couldn't jump from here too, come on, it would kill him, right? He's not like those three guys down there, with the main character's aura on, who couldn't even die from a fall this high, even with the system.


        At this height, not to mention the fact that if he fell a little short of the water pool, he would brush against it and fall to the ground, and even if he managed to fall into the water, the lapping force of the water at this height would be no different from that of concrete!


        Hearing the loud ordinary sound of falling water coming from the ground, Li Linfei was kind of relieved that it didn't look like there was any deviation, and the three of them should not die.


        Otherwise, he would have to turn around and kill back first. Take out all those soldiers and horses of the Great Qin and Tu'an, and make sure that no one in the Great Qin territory had seen Yushu again.


        Then he would go down himself and look for things on Meng Tian and Yushu that could be used as tokens, such as soldier armour, talisman seals, tokens, holy decrees, state letters or whatever, and find someone to impersonate Princess Yushu as a passing vigilante, or use the tiger talisman Yi Xiaochuan had brought to burn a fierce tiger tattoo on his own body as well, pretending to be Meng Yi escorting the fake Yushu to Xianyang.


        Once they had climbed a bit to a certain position, they would find someone to impersonate an envoy and king of the Tu'an State to assassinate and poison Qin Shi Huang, and then take the initiative to destroy the Tu'an State to make sure the news would not leak out.


        If they didn't fall into the water successfully, or if one found them later and found them dead, one would have no choice but to do so!


        Though that would be troublesome! As for the fake Princess Yushu or the fake ambassadors or queens of the Tu'an Kingdom or whatever, Xiang Liang would be more than happy to help himself!


        Never underestimate these down-and-out nobles of the Six Kingdoms' descent, there are still three pounds of nails in a broken ship, let alone them!


        When Li Lin flew down, he was seeing Yi Xiaochuan and Meng Tian lying there, Yu Shu was feeding medicine to Yi Xiaochuan, the life force is tenacious, the protagonist is different.


        "Princess, you saved me once again, I really can't repay you."


        Yu Shu shook her head, "I don't need you to repay anything, as long as you live."


        "Okay, I promise you! I promise you that I will live well from now on!"


        As he spoke, suddenly Yi Xiaochuan noticed a few blinding wounds on Yushu's hands.


        "Why are you injured?" It was only at this time that Yi Xiaochuan realised that at this moment, Yu Shu did not have any semblance of a princess, she was completely like a mountain girl who picked medicine for a living in the mountains.


        "As long as I can save your life, what's the big deal? Also, from now on, don't call me Princess, just call me Yushu!"


        "Fine, I'll call you Yushu from now on, and don't call me Mr. Yi, call me Xiaochuan! Mr. Yi is a name that sounds like a fortune teller!"


Chapter 683

Yu Shu smiled softly and bit her lower lip just as she was about to speak, when she was suddenly interrupted by a voice.


        "Do you think the name Yi Xiaochuan is good enough? Yi Xiaochuan, Yi Asthma ah! And your brother, Yi Da Chuan, a whole bunch of them!"


        Yi Xiaochuan's face instantly darkened, not to mention that someone was flirting with his brothers' names, let's just say that he was now in an ambiguous and sweet atmosphere with Yushu, and suddenly being interrupted from the sidelines, no one would be happy.


        He was also seriously injured, otherwise he would have jumped over and bitten the bastard to death.


        But when he turned around and saw Li Linfei, who was carrying a large shield half a man high and a huge sword the size of a door, he pulled the corner of his mouth to show that I was broad-minded and turned his body back again.


        "By the way, I think I heard someone say earlier that there is no reward for it? How about giving your body in return! I've always believed that other than giving one's body to another, all other thanks are hypocritical and insincere!"


        With a single sentence, Yi Xiaochuan and Yushu's cheeks both instantly turned red.


        It was good that at this time Meng Tian at the side hummed and made a dreamy sound.


        "Water, water."


        Yu Shu hurriedly collected her mind, and after glancing at Yi Xiaochuan with a blushing face, followed by a soft glare at Li Linfei, she hurriedly ran to the side and took the bamboo cup that had been filled with water and walked over, picking Meng Tian up and feeding him a little water.


        "Why is he here?"


        Apart from the fact that there was indeed some surprise, Li Linfei was clearly and responsibly able to say that at this point Yi Xiaochuan was still more interested in deflecting embarrassment.


        "You and General Meng jumped off the cliff together to save me at that time, and both were seriously injured!"


        Yi Xiaochuan hummed, "This guy's life is quite tough, falling from such a height didn't even kill him!"


        "Yeah, how come falling from such a height didn't kill you two guys?"


        Over there, Yushu was taking care of Meng Tian, while over there, Li Linfei walked over to Yi Xiaochuan and kicked him.


        "Hey, how is it? You can't die for a while, right?"


        Yi Xiaochuan rolled his eyes in anger, "Sorry to disappoint you, I can't die yet!"


        It was just at this time that Meng Tian had woken up and was looking at Yushu's face in a daze.


        "General Meng, look up, you see, I'm just a woman from Tu'an, no different from any other! Until we reach Xianyang, please don't mention any more imperial concubines!"


        Snap! Meng Tian was looking at Yushu lost in fascination when he suddenly felt someone slap him hard on the back of the head.


        "Hey! Don't keep staring at her!"


        "Why are you here?"


        Hearing Meng Tian's words, Yu Shu and Li Lin Fei subconsciously glanced at each other, and then couldn't help but snort out a laugh, these two guys, they were really destined to be brothers, the first words after finding each other were the same sentence, even the tone of voice was the same.


        "I fell off the cliff with you, where else would I be if I wasn't here?"


        Yu Shu shook her head and laughed lightly, giving Li Linfei a glance, although she didn't say anything and Li Linfei and her didn't have any half-hearted understanding to speak of, but still very clearly and accurately, she could see what she wanted to express from her eyes.


        These two guys are really like you said before, are they really adults? They are simply two children!


        Li Linfei dared to pack his bags, Yu Shu definitely meant this!


        "Alright, I'm going to go down the mountain to collect medicine, so please take care of General Meng!"


        Yushu wanted to say this to Li Linfei, but she really didn't know Li Linfei well, she had only met him once before when she was on that mountain path.


        So this was something she could only say to Yi Xiaochuan.


        "Don't worry, he can't die!" At this point Yi Xiaochuan called out to Yushu who had picked up the medicine basket and got up to leave.


        "Yushu, be careful!"


        Yushu smiled and nodded as she left the modest cave, and Yi Xiaochuan's gaze followed along.


        "Can you stop staring at her all the time!" Meng Tian was not happy at this, and directly returned Yi Xiaochuan's words as they were, who had thought that Yi Xiaochuan was not as silent and bowed down as he was, but instead still directly disliked him back with a word.


        "If I don't look at him, I'll look at you, right?"


        The corners of Li Linfei's mouth twitched, these two kindergarten class guys.


        He also ignored the two people arguing with each other, and finally even got big and rolled into an egg, instead, he went straight to the fire, redeemed the barbecue grill from the system, took out the ingredients and began to grill and eat.


        While Yi Xiaochuan and MengTian's heads were beating the dog's brains out, Li LinFei neither pulled the strings nor helped, but instead took advantage of the fire to engage in a Great Qin wild barbecue!


        "As long as I have one breath left in me, I will definitely deliver Princess Yushu to Xianyang!"


        "Grilled chicken wings, I love them."


        "As long as I have one breath left, I will not let her go to Xianyang!"


        I am a griller with a strong grilling instinct, lula lula lula lula, lula lula lula.


        "Good! Today we will fight to the death! To decide whether the princess stays or goes!"


        Three little barbecues a day, big gold chains and little watches~


        "Come on!"


        "Come on!" "Come on!" The two of them are the dialogue, and the two of them are fucking singing and even starting to shout, so why is the narrator a voiceover? In the end, who the hell is the main character of this book?


        "Stop it!" The two of them were just a short distance away when they heard the sound of two people fighting and arguing, and Yushu, who had hurried back, also returned to the cave entrance and immediately made the two people stop with a shout.


        "Why should you decide whether I stay or go?"


        "That's right! Two half-dead waste of snacks, do you have any regard for me? I'm the one who can decide whether Yushu stays or goes, okay!"


        Yushu glared at Li Linfei who was causing trouble on the side, then turned her gaze back to the two men who were covered in straw, so weak that even if they knelt on the ground, they wouldn't even sway, and they would be lying on the ground like dead dogs but still fighting.


        "Look at you, you want to duel?"